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Ungodly! Things: The Whoreton School at the University of... Blue Gildan Sweatshirt
Ungodly! Things: The Whoreton School at the University of... Blue Gildan Sweatshirt
Ungodly! Things: The Whoreton School at the University of... Blue Gildan Sweatshirt

The Whoreton School at the University of... Blue Gildan Sweatshirt

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Dean's List, professor's pet, toxically overwhelming extracurriculars, textbook-perfection resume, ultimate monster of a burnt-out overachiever and I still can't suck Goldman Sachs' dick while getting double penetrated by JP Morgan and Morgan Stanley - wow so sad, Alexa play the alma mater.

If you want this, you should probably buy it before the Wharton School or the University of Pennsylvania fight me for making this. But then again, Penn or Upenn (whatever y'all Fightin' Quakers want to call it) has plenty of questionable alumni with questionable companies...but I won't name any names ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Light blue pullover hoodie sweatshirt with drawstrings.

Care of: Safe to machine wash and tumble dry on low.

Size (Chest,Waist in inches): Small (S) (20, 26) Medium (M) (22, 27), Large (L) (24,28), Extra Large (XL) (26, 29)

 

Ungodly! Things: The Whoreton School at the University of... Blue Gildan Sweatshirt