Edited 12/03/18 

Hello sunshine,

I'm a hustling Houston kid studying New Product Development & Entrepreneurship at UPenn, always looking for ways to make things for others and pay the bills. I design things that at least one of the very important people in my life would enjoy. The money from this site goes directly towards more innovative, difficult-to-make ideas that this world really needs, and I hope you can tag along in that journey.

But enough of the boring love-y shit. Modern entrepreneurship schools of thought have insisted we rigorously test our ideas to guarantee enough interest and potential to be worth our time. Ungodly! Things is here to say "Fuck! That." This brand is making things that no one seemingly wants but secretly strives to be.

Here's to the 0.01% of the population whose unknown desires haven't been met because they weren't worth anyone's time or haven't even been thought of by the world's greatest makers.

Welcome to the manifestation of my in-class daydreams, nihilist rants at 3am, and a lifetime of adventures and experiences that made me ask "why does ____ have to be this way?"